Tintumon SMS Jokes in Malayalam

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Recently now days Tintu mon has come as the hero of mobile sms…Sadar sms sending on various mobile phones has gone tremendously down, Every day new comedies of tintu mon & Chichumol enjoy kerala peoples….

According to Bsnl , Airtel, Aircel the various comedies sended by college students are as follows

SMS

Tintumonte Achan: Ninte progress report evideyada ?
Tintumon: Athu njan Ramuvinu koduthu.
Achan: Athenthinada ?
Tintumon: Avanu avante achane pedippickana
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Teacher: Tintumon Achaneyum Ammayeyum Entha Vilikunnath?
Tintu: Dadi!!!
Teacher: Randu Pereyum Dadi Enno?
Tintumon; Achane “Da” Ennum.
Ammaye “Di” Ennum..!!

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Teacher: If you are in moon, what will be your weight
a) increase
b)decrease
c) no change
d) can not be predicted…

Tintumon: Decrease

Teacher: why

Tintumon: you will not get good food!!!

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Dundumon : “Cigarattu valikkumbol cancer varumennu parayunnathu sariyano?
Tintumon : Njan valikkumbol puka maathrame varunnullu…!

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Tintumon to a Girl : I love you.
Girl : Ente Kaalil cherippundu..
Tintumon : “Ente hridhayam AMBALAM alla… kayari ponnolu…!!
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Tintumon aaaaaaara mon !!!

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Panchayathil ninnum kanakku edukkan vanna udhyogasthan Tintumonte veetil ethi.
Udhyogasthan: Mone ee veetil Kakoos undo?
Tintu: Undallo..
Udhyogasthan: Sheri, Kinar undo ?
Tintu : Manassilayi!!..uncle vegam chennirunnolu..avide pipe-um bucketum undu.

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Tintu monum ,3 friendsum koodi cyclil Schoolil powukayaaayirunnu…
Oru Police’kaaran Kaikaatti….
Tintu : “phah….pullee.. Ippol Thanne 3 Per Aayi…
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Tintumon Tuttumonod:
Enikk ninne kanumbol 3 English words orma varunnu.
Tuttumon: what r dey?
Tintumon:
1) Waves
2) Net
3) Fire

Manassilayille
Waves– Ala
Net–Vala
Fire– Thee

“”ALAVALAATHI”
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“Nashtappedaam, Pakshe
Pranayikkathe irikkaruth.” -KamalaSuraya
“pranayikkam pakshe thalayil aavaruth ”
-Prof.Tintumon

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Tintumon:Innathe kaalathu oru pothine valarthan
enthu chelavu varum?

Bibikuttan:ariyilla

TintuMon:veetil chodichittu paranjal mathi !!

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Tintumon : Amme… teacherkku bhayankara maraviya…
Amma : Athentha…?
Tintumon : Teacher boardil Mahabharatham ennu ezuthi thirinju ninnu chodikkuva Mahabharatham ezuthiayathu aranennu.!!

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Teacher:”sneham kondanu njan ninne thallunnathu ketto…”
Tintu Mon:”enikku teacherodu athiyaya sneham undu…pakshe athonnu prakadippikkan chance kittunnillallo ennalochikkumpozha sangadam…”
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Tintumonte girl frien: njan lokathile ettavum valiya parvathathinte mukalil kayariyal nee enikku enthu tharum
Tintumon: njan ninakku oru unthu tharam.
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Tintumon: Can I go to the toilet?
English Teacher: Tintumon, MAY I go to the toilet?
Tintumon: But I asked first!
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Tintumon : Apoppan endha urangukayano?
Amma : Alla mone, apoppan marichu. Nammal kozhiye okke kollumbol athu chaville?.. athu pole..
Tintumon : Appam eppazha kari vekkunne!!!

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yes we can confirm he is the heroooo………………………………………

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